Friday, March 13, 2015

Blog Tour - Desdemona Darkly: When Mikey Met Hugh by Mathew Ortiz






Blurb:

Are we rolling?"
"Yes Mr. Sherwood. Just say the lines as we rehearsed."
"Got it."
Mickey nodded and sucked in a lungful of air. Blowing it out, he began. "Welcome to Desdemona Darkly, your premier online site for adult toys and accessories. I'm here to introduce myself and tell you about our site and staff. My name is Mickey Sherwood Co-Founder and CEO of Desdemona Darkly. My staff and I are committed to providing you with only the highest quality intimate products and superb customer service. We have the online site to order from or if you wish, you can speak to one of our customer service team members, if you have questions with your order. You can also call us if you have any questions at all, regarding our products. Our phone lines are open twenty-four seven for your convenience. Making you happy and satisfied is our primary goal, here at Desdemona Darkly. Thank you again for choosing us, for your personal pleasuring needs."
"And cut."
Mickey grinned. "Was that good?"
"Excellent Mr. Sherwood."
Mickey slid out of his chair, grinning. With this new commercial, he was hoping to increase sales for his company. So far everything was a success in his world, except his love life. Phfft, what else is new? Flicking on his phone he checked his messages. He had stopped by the studio to film the commercial before heading to the docks. A customs official, a Mr. Hugh Brannough, was cocking up the shipment of some of their badly needed merchandize. Well Mr. Brannough, I'm coming for you!
A shiver suddenly raced down Hugh's spine, as he sat at his desk at the docks. I wonder what the hell that was about? Shrugging, he went back to work…

Excerpt:

“Dad,” he said solemnly. “Mr. Sherwood.”

 “Hi, Fergus,” I replied and met his hard green glare with a cool stare of my own. 

“So, what are your intentions with my dad?” he asked. I bit my lip to keep from laughing, but thought I might as well be honest.

 “I’m going to take him to dinner, listen to a great band and most likely spend the night doing all sorts of dirty things to him.” 

Hugh’s eyes were as wide as saucers as he gaped at me. Fergus’ stern expression disappeared and he sniggered, giving me a thumbs up.

 “Keep him out all night and when you bring him back he’d better be smiling.” Fergus laughed at a sputtering Hugh.

 “Have a good night you two!” He saluted us and sauntered off back into the house, closing the door behind him. Hugh sat there, stunned. I waved a hand in front of his eyes and he blinked, swallowing audibly.

 “Dirty things, huh?” He grinned.

 “Yes…” I leaned over and kissed his lips gently. “Love.” Hugh sucked in a hard breath and stared at me, wide-eyed and embarrassed.

 “You heard that?”

 “Yes.”

 “I’m sorry,” he said, shaking his head.

 “I don’t know what came over me.” “It’s okay.” I kissed him again and smiled.

 “I didn’t mind at all.” His lips twitched and he didn’t say another word. He did, however, grin like a loon all the way to the restaurant. 

Nanee's Review:

Holy hell I loved this story. From start to finish this story made me laugh my ass off, get hot over the sizzling man on man action and wow'd by the characters. These characters range from sexy Scotsman who wears kilts to a nerdy business man with a kinky as hell wicked side, a pre madonna with botax and twins who are a freaking riot. 

Love the creativity in this story, the business is co owned by Mickey (the brains and take no nonsense President) and Dag the pretty boy party guy in charge of the PR. These two characters (Ill try not to ruin anything) but I'm glad they aren't together anymore. Dag is a spoiled man child that stomps his foot when he doesn't get his way, he's a downer to Mickey and a all around douche (his character well written). Loved Mickey, he's sweet, loving, always looking out for the company and so freaking sexy ( I won't tell you about his package..yum) Hugh, oh my Hugh, is my favorite. He's hairy in all the right places, sexy wearing Kilt Scotsman, with a growly attitude until of course he meets Mickey. These two together light the sheets on fire and glow with love, love their little arguments and their making up. Love Ferg and Gus, these two are awesome, they are smart assed, shy in a way and totally love getting their dad riled. All the characters kick ass including Mickey's sister Anna and Hugh's EX Ethal and all the workers at Desdemona Darkly. The whole story was so unique in every way, from the dildo's to the blow up dolls, to the research and development discussions and the characters and oh my I love the descriptions this author has for things...lmfao. I do not have one complaint or criticism for this story, very sweet, hilarious and sexy. 5 huge stars

Amazon Buy Link




Author Bio:

Mathew Ortiz was born in Nuremburg Germany in 197O, the son of a quiet Army man and his loud Hungarian wife. Spending only two years in Germany, his family relocated to Fort Smith, Arkansas where he spent his youth in exile. Here is where he attended primary school and college, obtaining a degree in Nursing. He moved to Phoenix and met the bane and love of his life, Tim. When not on his laptop watching Are You Being Served or Keeping Up Appearances, Matt can be found either napping or reading with gusto.










No comments:

Post a Comment